You know how David Letterman does the "Top 10" on his show?
Well, I decided (since I'm obviously JUST as famous as David Letterman) that I am going to start my own segment of this blog called...
Adrienne's Top Ten
(clever title - right??)
So....here we go -
Top 10 Reasons you should check yourself in the mirror BEFORE leaving your house:
#10 Because you should subject yourself to what others have to see all day first - it's only fair
#9 Because this is not 1992
#8 Just because you CAN button those jeans...doesn't mean you SHOULD
#7 Because you shouldn't be advertising to everyone that you are cold without saying a word (girls - you know what I mean)
#6 Because "Uggs" are called that for a reason
#5 Because accessories are there to HELP you
#4 Because no matter how hard you try - purple and red will never match
#3 Because bending over is sometimes required throughout the course of your day
#2 Because TIGHTS should never be worn as PANTS
And the #1 reason you should check yourself in the mirror before leaving your house....
Because you are beautiful, no matter what, and you should take some time to recognize that
You crack me up!
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